My Twitter Experience 3

23 Sep

Today, I am going to share some of the lessons I have learnt from Twitter. Well, they are more or less life lessons because Twitter is just a microcosm (had to go look up the word) of human society in general. When you actually think about it, you can find the characteristics of people in your community on Twitter.

For instance, you find people who are just jealous of you just because ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Maybe in your neighbourhood it could be because you dress well or because you choose to mind your own business most of the time. On Twitter it could be because you always seem to have something interesting to share or because you are popular. Some people, I think these are generally the ones we call “haters” may just dislike you because you seem to be getting more attention than they do from a handle they like.

Also in your community you may have people who annoyingly poke their nose into other people’s affairs and who are ready to generate a scandal. On Twitter you have people who are exactly like that. More so, the anonymity provided by Twitter makes it possible for people who choose, to be even more obnxious than they normally are. Some handles are just in the business of generating controversy…especially those who use neither their real names nor their real pictures as their display photo. Plus, controversy, scandals and getting into twitfights seems to make people gain more followers, so quite a number of people choose that path.

Also as in real life there are cliques. People would often bend over backwards – do completely unbelievably insane things to be identified with a certain clique they percieve as cool. It’s just like high school. Some handles won’t even tweet at or respond to handles that they believe do not belong to their league…sometimes it looks something like a fraternity. There are cliques in all parts of Nigerian Twitter and I believe there is something of an unwritten rite of passage to get in. For instance: there is Overlords Twitter. Most people judge this merely by the number of followers you have but I think there are other factors which include how long you have been active on Twitter, your clout and acceptance by other premium Twitter users (I probably should devote a blog post sometime in future to developing this theory of Twitter cliques)

So what have I learnt from Twitter?

1. Everyone has an agenda: As many people as come on Twitter have an agenda. Some are sinister, some are not. For instance, I know of this handle that started off with GEJ bashing until he grew over 5k followers and suddenly he monetises the handle. LOL. On Nigerian Twitter one of the quickest ways to grow followership is to bash the government. It doesn’t even matter whether what you are saying makes sense or not. As long as you can articulate it properly, you will have a large following in no time. So the agenda just might be acquire followers anyway you can and then monetise your handle. You may tweet the things that made you gain the followers iin the first place just to keep them on.

2. When upset, step away from your device: I mentioned in an earlier post that Twitter never forgets. Let me add that you may not be able to take back a tweet. You may delete it. You may tweet a retraction. You may apologise. Yet, once you hit that send button its like a bullet from a gun. You need the Avatar’s air bending skills to get it back. So when someone annoys me on Twitter I have learnt to just drop my device and do something else for a bit. And then come back when I’ve simmered. I have ended up regretting the few times that I have tweeted in annoyance. I remember once @gboukzi was at the receiving end of my anger. I doubt if we have recovered fully from it ๐Ÿ˜ฆย ย ย ย 

3. Patience: The truth is no matter how selective you are about who you follow, you will always have someone on your timeline spewing out or retweeting “rubbish”. Sometimes it might even be someone you have an off Twitter relationship with so you may not be able to unfollow. I have learnt to be longsuffering with such people. I read their tweets and I feel like tweeting them and telling them they heads seriously need an examination but most often I just ignore and move on.ย  Sometimes it may even be like someone has been sent from the pits of christendom’s hell to torment you and all they seem to do is make antagonsing remarks each and everytime. Like @tobiamoo for instance. I resisted the urge to unfollow him for a long time because he teaches me patience.

4. There are still caring people out there: oh yes. Some of the closest friends I have now, I met on Twitter and they turn out to be a great support in times of trouble and a great joy to be around when I just need to laugh. There is @Ivyorji, @9jareigns, @eddyaniekan, @jesseoguns, @HL_Blue, @mistermobility, @stanleyazuakola, @abyurla and so many more. I have watched as people rally round and raise funds for strangers in need or jointly ensure that a cause is seen to a logical fulfillment. I have learnt from Twitter that with the right leadership people will come together and accomplish great things.

5. The Nigerian education system has failed: This is a very sad lesson and it hurts somewhere deep in my heart but it has to be said. Twitter has revealed to me how alliterate and illiterate the majority of the Nigerian middle class is and how illogical their reasoning often turns out. There is a severe dearth in strategic thinking. And no where is this manifest than in the Follow-the-overlord-mentality of a majority. Once an overlord makes a tweet everyone seems to swallow hook, line and sinker, whatever they tweet, without query. Like people under a spell they would even get into fights with people who want to clarify matters. Interesting, most of the things they argue about a brief search on google would clarify but they would rather be spoon fed. I believe this is a as a result of a failing in our education system that does not actively favour independent research and questioning.

6. Comprehension is a serious problem: I once took a 30 minute comprehension class and more recently a 15 miinute context class on Twitter because I realised that a lot of people on Twitter lack basic comprehensive skills.ย  I have written a number of articles which people have come to query me about and from their queries, I could decipher that they lack comprehension. Of course, this can be closely linked to 5 above. Our school system has failed to teach people how to make deductions. So you would often find someone read a tweet and misconstrue it.ย 

Time will fail me if I continue to enumerate and elucidate on lessons from Twitter. I am sure you must have learnt something from being on Twitter too. The comments section is a the place to share. Now, I must run but don’t forget to join me tomorrow as I will be sharing some Twitter P-setting gist.

And all thy children will be taught of Jehovah and great shall be the peace of thy children – Isaiah 54:13 DBT


Posted by on September 23, 2013 in Thirty-Eight



25 responses to “My Twitter Experience 3

  1. famuyideolawale

    September 23, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    In this mood of twitter post under #38, I won’t mind reading about “theory of Twitter cliques”. And yes, I still read post 3-4times before I could comprehend them. Let me say this, though I was thinking of saying it at the 38th post, but well here it is. Reading the #38 series has really helped me to be able to align me thought and able to link past event(post) to recent. This has really helped my ability to comprehend very long articles and it’s shaping my writing ๐Ÿ™‚ skill.
    I won’t mind reading comprehension basic tips again from, either as a post or tweets

    • anagail

      September 23, 2013 at 11:21 pm

      I also wanted to say this at the 38th post, but here goes: Thank you Wale. Days when I feel lazy, when I think I could skip a day or pull a prank, I remember you will be here and I’m spurred to write. Thank you. You are an inspiration.

  2. Irekpita's Cover

    September 23, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    That illiteracy and comprehension thing is a big issue. The funny thing is in reality most of these overlords and clique people are not all that. So many fake peeps on twitter

    • anagail

      September 23, 2013 at 11:24 pm

      The anonymous nature of Twitter helps many of us.

  3. Tomisin Ajiboye

    September 23, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    This made lot of sense.

  4. Ebun Oluwole

    September 24, 2013 at 9:07 am

    I enjoyed this ๐Ÿ™‚

    • anagail

      September 24, 2013 at 1:32 pm

      Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. @icon_adenusi

    September 24, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    nice write up and erm that sub is for who….. I guess Omojuwa. Well the problem is most people dont know why they tweet they just want to follow the so called “twitter activists”

    • anagail

      September 24, 2013 at 1:24 pm

      Definitely not for Omojuwa. Nice try thought ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. highlandblue

    September 24, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    Girl, any analysis of Twitter will require a thesis. I salute the courage behind your attempt. I’m so lazy I don’t even know where to start commenting

  7. Ivy

    September 25, 2013 at 8:04 am


    Now I can sleep well and also allow u rest.

    I dedicate this mention to my granparents, father, mother, brothers, sister, cousins, nieces, nephews, aunties, uncle, colleagues at work, fellow Abby’s blog readers and to my wonderful husband for giving me the courage to wait till this day. Abby come for a big hugggg!

    Thank you, thank you, thank you

    • Lady of Wealth, Platinum Member 'siddon look' twitter

      September 25, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      LOL *Pops Alex Amosu’s 28,000GBP Champagne* Whoooop! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • anagail

        September 25, 2013 at 2:44 pm

        waaiiiiiiiit. tell me this is a joke, 28k whaaaaat???!!!!

      • Lady of Wealth, Platinum Member 'siddon look' twitter

        September 25, 2013 at 7:40 pm

        The diamond encrusted bottle is worth ยฃ1.2m, while the Swarovski version is just ยฃ350.
        ๐Ÿ™‚ yep

      • anagail

        September 26, 2013 at 10:35 am


    • anagail

      September 25, 2013 at 2:43 pm

      Babe, you are just a serious clown. LOL

  8. Lady of Wealth, Platinum Member 'siddon look' twitter

    September 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    “When upset, step away from your device’ <—— GOLDEN RULE!!!
    'There are still caring people out there: oh yes ' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. enajyte

    September 27, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    I unfollow people I know in real life if they keep tweeting consistently stupid.

    My twitter lessons are much the same as yours except for #3.

    • anagail

      September 27, 2013 at 7:58 pm

      Off to check what 3 is ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. AUGUST11 = AUGUST11 (@brunoegwumba)

    October 14, 2013 at 7:09 am

    Twitter Experience #3? Totally revealing. It seems to capture some of the observations I have made over time about social media and the favorite past time of many Nigerians…Nigeria-bashing! (Nice blog…I’ll find time to go through it all…) permission to follow? Ultimately I’m thankful for your signature sign-off with relevant Scripture verses.

    • anagail

      October 14, 2013 at 7:18 am

      Thank you for your kind words…and for dropping by. Please, feel free to follow ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Mawedo

    November 28, 2014 at 7:41 am

    I like. This is very true.
    I especially like the part about dropping your device to prevent you from speaking in anger. I simply ignore, most times.

    And yes, indeed, there are good people out there. I’ve also made a few wonderful friends from twitter (jerks(sorry) abound too).

    Nice one, Ms Abigail.


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