What’s in a Length?

13 May

Men can be just plain dumb!

No apologies.

They are dumber when it comes to issues that has to do with their manhood *read sex and allied affairs* I’m yet to meet a guy who isn’t the best in bed or who doesn’t make his woman feel like a w-o-m-a-n *smiles* Men always feel a need to brag about their penis length and libidos as if 10 inches makes them any more a man than 4 inches!

Quick question though, if all men are busy making their women so happy, why are there so many women in relationships who are so unhappy about their sex life?

Stella has been unhappy for a while, her husband Timothy -she swears he is a full nine inches- has not been keeping her happy. They do it often enough- about 3 times a week- and she comes each time, officially! *winks* Unofficially, she doesn’t. Stella has over the years mastered the art of fake orgasms, complete with nail digging and throwing around dirty words.

Just the previous week, Timothy had boasted how he was having the time of his life in his marriage these days. Truth is Stella was seeing another guy and fantasizes about him while making poor Timothy feel he is the man!

I am in no way saying Stella is right, but if you guys ever bothered to ask for a checklist and write down in descending of what really keeps a woman happy in a relationship, you would find that the size of your peepees may come way down in the list of most women. *here’s a list you may want to check out * In fact, you may discover that the women who are constantly harping on penis size are essentially virgins who are just following a stereotype that the media has set down for them!

This is not to say women do not enjoy sex. But this hardly has to do with penis length. In fact a recent study of 50 women showed that 45 were more interested in penis width than the length *You can find the study here* A woman’s enjoyment of sex is often more psychological than physical which is why women are more likely to be in love with the object of their sexual desire.

It takes the average woman 12 to 14 minutes to reach an orgasm while it takes a man 2-3 minutes. The question is 12 minutes from when? Answer: from when she is sexually stimulated. Of course for some women it is shorter and for other women it is way longer. So if you guys could just quit being selfish and pay more attention, we could actually set the clock from foreplay and just when she’s ready you can get your 2 minutes of fame!

So instead of spending so much time celebrating your manhood and boasting about how that orgasm is too real to be faked, take out time and learn something about what really makes your woman happy and how you can make her wake up with the glow the next day and tell you sincerely ‘you rock my world’!


Posted by on May 13, 2012 in Woman2man


14 responses to “What’s in a Length?

  1. Azubbie

    May 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Hmmm! Interesting

  2. john osaji

    May 13, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Nice point. Men need to listen to women more. But ur logic is self defeatist in that it takes two to tango. Talk to ur man about wat u prefer and like. He’s no magician. Furthermore, technique is the most important thing. Width and length are just add ons. Have a great day. 🙂

    • anagail

      May 13, 2012 at 5:42 pm

      Thanks John, the blog is however addressing men’s overemphasis on length and their insistence that length equals satisfaction. The issue of mutual communication is beyond the scope of this post. Thanks again for reading.

  3. Tunde Mo' Aguda

    May 13, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Ok, im like wondering what exactly is your basis for arriving at the conclusion that most men brag about length or what ever ……………. Even if their are men that brag about this length, i’m sure the % isn’t up to 10 which is quite insignificant.

    So your opening sentence, that men can be plain dumb is nothing feminist, no apologies ! -___-

    • anagail

      May 13, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      Thanks for evolving. Some of your fellow men are still trying to climb up that ladder:) and er men CAN be dumb. Do you know what can means *bet you do!* Thanks for reading.

  4. Segebee

    May 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    hmmmm…. 12 mins? that’s a very long time….

  5. BragginRightz

    May 13, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Hmmmm, this article is feminist (to say the very least) but yeah, point taken , noted and as hard as it sounds I intend to work on it.

    And P.S: Not all of us ‘brag’ abt the length of our peepees, think that’s for insecure men with complexes.

    An opinionated article, nice nonetheless.


    • anagail

      May 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm

      *smiling* woman2man is feminist? No kidding! Yeah, it’s meant to be. Of course not all men brag about the length of their peepees but a majority of them do and those that don’t tend to worry and make a fuss. Thanks for reading!

  6. akeemagali

    May 13, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I call guys ℓi̶̲̥̅ke̶̲̥̅ Timothy Scumbags. Speaking ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ myself, its never about the length. Sex Ȋ̝̊̅s not war. Its pleasure.
    Ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅. non-Dumb guys, its no “2- minute” fame.
    Fortune ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ the ladies who find such.

    • anagail

      May 14, 2012 at 4:33 am

      I would’nt call them scumbags. A man has a right to boast that he makes his wife happy. The point is that he should ensure that his wife agrees:)

      If I may add, I know a number of guys who are not dumb:)

  7. Efosa (@fossiiee)

    May 14, 2012 at 9:22 am

    *covers ears* Ma!!!! i’m seventeen!!! *runs away*

  8. alpupsy

    May 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    i no just get word for you, those who brag about their “ikenna’s” length or whatever just dont have what it takes and those that do, take their time with their women, like about 25mins fore-play before she finally attacks lol… Good one

    • anagail

      May 15, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      Still smiling @ ‘before she attacks’! Thanks for dropping by:)

  9. akeemagali

    May 15, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    Although lot of men suffer from Small/Large Penis Syndrome, a whole lot of us still believe that the size or length of the penis is not the final determining factor in a man’s ability to satisfy a woman or enjoy sex. Large penises don’t equal an instant orgasm. In fact, penis sizes that skew large can deter women’s orgasms. I personally believe that there’s nothing worse than a guy (like Timothy) who thinks he has a HUGE penis and is therefore God’s gift to the ladies. Usually when women complain about a small/large penis, it’s also that they’re not having orgasms. If they do, it’ll matter a lot less what size a penis is.


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